Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Morning Story: Elevator Entrapment (original release: 3/29/02)

girl gets in elevator. girl sees another person trying to catch the elevator. girl presses the "door open" button to help the boy catch the elevator. boy pushes the button for floor five. boy stares at girl. girl stares at the door.

boy says: "you are not from the south are you?" in a thick russian accent
girl replies "no."
boy: "i can tell."
girl:(with a giggle at the rediculousness of the previous statement) "how can you tell?"
boy: "you are too pretty to be from the south."
girl:
boy: "no, I can just tell that you are not from here, you don't look like you come from the south."


elevator door opens. girl gets out as quickly as possible without letting on that she is doing so.

girl:"have a nice day. freak."

Image: boy with a goofy grin on his way up to floor 5.
girl: "i hate elevator rides"

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